Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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