Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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