So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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