Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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