nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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