is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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