Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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