What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
two words: eviction party
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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