my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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