walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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