ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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