you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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