Dude my mom stole all your condoms
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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