My brain says no but my pants say off.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
