He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I think people are normalizing furries
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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