grandma shit on top of the toilet
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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