Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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