On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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