Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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