hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
