In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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