wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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