i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Hippo gnu deer
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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