Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
40s are totally the cure
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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