Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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