How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the condom got lost in my hair
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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