He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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