let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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