i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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