i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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