after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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