just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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