I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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