I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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