Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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