remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
