So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel like abortions should bother me more
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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