I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
