Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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