I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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