No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You are the jesus of drinking
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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