Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I'm really busy with my period
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