i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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