Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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