I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Oh god it's open bar.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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