in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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