If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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