Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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