butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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