Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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