Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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