Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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