I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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