Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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