his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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