totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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