just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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