There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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