So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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