ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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