You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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