K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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