He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I am one with the molecules
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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