I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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