I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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