And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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