Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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