It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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